LOOK WHAT I JUST RESCUED FROM MY CATS

LOOK WHAT I JUST RESCUED FROM MY CATS

calakazam:

seriously go vote for laverne cox in this like fuck does a cis man get more attention for a shit portrayal of transwomen than u know, an actual living transwoman

(via thechosenjuan)

Horny & drunk is not a good combination

  • 1. Top turn on

  • 2. Last time you had sex with the opposite gender?

  • 3. Last time you had sex with the same gender?

  • 4. Last time you masturbated?

  • 5. What's the weirdest thing that had turned you on?

  • 6. What's the weirdest thing you've masturbated with?

  • 7. What's the weirdest kind of porn you've watched?

  • 8. How often to you masturbate/have sex?

  • 9. Have you ever taken nude pictures? posted them/given them?

  • 10. Cup size? (that can work for male and female!)

  • 11. Favorite sex position?

  • 12. Dom or Sub?

  • 13. Is pain a good thing?

  • 14. Do you like biting?

  • 15. Do you like scratching?

  • 16. Are you slightly horny right now?

  • 17. Are you very horny right now?

  • 18. Do you like anal?

  • 19. Do you like face fucking?

  • 20. 10 of your biggest turn ons?

I DROPPED MY PGONE IN THE TOILET AND DRIEDNIT WIRH AN AUT9MARIC HAND DRYER

I love everyone in this bar #captainamerica

I love everyone in this bar #captainamerica

poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

(via imhere-to-stay)

so many penis-shaped items

http://www.bachelorette.com/popular.html

mohnson:

don’t

I was a heavy heart to c a r r y
my b e l o v e d was weighed down

(Source: aidhanturner, via lukeevans)