zodiac queens

thiccbitch:

aries: passionate, Real, and assertive queen who won’t take ur shit
taurus: mad chill queen who is probably joking on u right now bc they love you
gemini: fun and sociable queen who knows everything and parties a lot
cancer: sweet queen who reminds u of ur mom and…

I wish I could invite you all to my birthday party

Good morning

Good morning

#creep

#creep

wordsofdiana:

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.

wordsofdiana:

tastefullyoffensive:

How babies are born in Canada. [via]

Hey! That’s not how they’re born, that’s just how we find them, in our maple syrup buckets. No one knows how the fuck they’re born.

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tvhangover:

TV HANGOVER PRESENTS: THE X-FILES
TV Hangover is celebrating Halloween with a night dedicated to The X-Files! Spoopy! Creppy! Come join us, THIS FRIDAY, as we watch our favorite episodes while playing drinking games, scream in frustration every time Mulder + Scully don’t kiss, and host a few rounds of trivia where you can win free drinks! Only $5! Let us know which episodes you want to watch — even if you can’t attend — because we are having the hardest time deciding. Home? Bad Blood? Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose? Jose Chung’s From Outer Space? Drive? Pusher? There are too many!
Get your tickets now!! and RSVP to the Facebook event!!
Friday, October 17 at 8 PMVideology Bar508 Bedford Ave. Brooklyn, NY 

tvhangover:

TV HANGOVER PRESENTS: THE X-FILES

TV Hangover is celebrating Halloween with a night dedicated to The X-Files! Spoopy! Creppy! Come join us, THIS FRIDAY, as we watch our favorite episodes while playing drinking games, scream in frustration every time Mulder + Scully don’t kiss, and host a few rounds of trivia where you can win free drinks! Only $5! 

Let us know which episodes you want to watch — even if you can’t attend — because we are having the hardest time deciding. Home? Bad Blood? Clyde Bruckman’s Final Repose? Jose Chung’s From Outer Space? Drive? Pusher? There are too many!

Get your tickets now!! and RSVP to the Facebook event!!

Friday, October 17 at 8 PM
Videology Bar
508 Bedford Ave. 
Brooklyn, NY 

1. If you don’t like the way he kisses you, you won’t like the way he fucks you. Get up and leave.

2. If he won’t go down on you, but expects you to go down on him, laugh. Get up and leave.

3. If you don’t want to do something and he doesn’t respect that, slap him round the face. Get up and leave.

4. If he isn’t okay with the imperfections on your skin, if he says they turn him off, get up and leave.

5. If you don’t want to shave your legs and he thinks that’s disgusting and refuses to touch them, get up and leave.

6. If he doesn’t see your body as a masterpiece, as a complete work of art, get up and leave.

7. If he makes you feel uncomfortable about any part of your body, get up and leave.

Get up and leave // E.E (via be-fearless-brave-and-kind)

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muldersgirlyscream:

lazaire-x:

wolvensnothere:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(Source: mj-scully, via feypoehlerlover)

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(Source: hupperts, via feypoehlerlover)

socialjusticekoolaid:

Happening Now (10.8.14): Oh dear God, not again. Another life lost in St Louis. So little information right now, but it seems that an unarmed 18-year old boy was tased then shot 16 times by an officer, possibly off-duty. Not clear what provoked the event, but I’ll keep you updated as info is released. #staywoke #blacklivesmatter

Follow the Argus Livestream as events unfold tonight.

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